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February 15, 2010

Steering the U.S.S. Blogfail to Starboard…

And answering the questions posed in my last post!

BUT FIRST!  A reminder!  If you haven’t read TRIBOCHARGE yet, then what are you waiting for?

Tribocharge

Tribocharge

Tribocharge
A Metempsyche companion short story
http://www.hayleyanneperkins.com/tribocharge/
Tribocharge: A type of contact electrification in which an object becomes electrically charged after coming into contact with another object.

Lightning bolts wounded beautifully, but they healed ugly.

Peter Borley knew this. He saw it a little more every day in his grandpa, Alexander, whose light dimmed just a bit more every morning as his tungsten veins reignited and his skin — pink and shiny, rippled from the current — showed through.

When Indira P. of Brazil (our Supporter of the Moment January 2010) started metempsyche and so many amazing readers joined so quicky to support Green, The Metempsyche novels, and my writing, I decided that I really needed to give something back.

The first offering I have is Peter Borley.

Peter is one of my very favorite characters to inhabit the Metempsyche universe, and he was my natural choice to star in the first Metempsyche companion short story. Because a release of Green itself is still TBA, I wanted to be able to give something (always spoiler-free!) back to the community members, readers, and well-wishers to whom I feel so indebted. I’m hoping to release a short story starring one of the secondary or tertiary characters from the Metempsyche world every 6-8 weeks for as long as I’m able, and Peter Borley the neighborhood poltergeist is just the first!

With that, my interrogation from you begins!

From Mary:

What I’d like to know about you is this: How do you walk around in the shoes you do? I’m speaking literally – I would fall down dead and die if I tried to wear your shoes in the rain (I loved your shoes in Kent) – and figuratively; how do you maintain a good head on your shoulders whilst being so talented and genuinely kind?

Aw, well, thank you miss Mary!

As for the literal “walking in my shoes” — I guess the best explanation that I have is that I took dance for sixteen years (and thus have very little feeling in my toes) and that in my last two years of high school, I wore heels every day.  I was Rachel Berry from Glee, dressing like both a toddler and a grandmother at the same time.  Although… I’ve never owned a pantsuit, thankfully.

My favorite pairs of shoes that I own:

Except in lime green!

These are my #1 favorite pair, except mine are in lime green!

As for the second half of your very sweet question, the answer is simple: I never lie, at least not intentionally.  My freshman and sophomore years of college, I dated a truly horrendous, emotionally abusive, ridiculous, spoiled, awful boy to whom I told three very big lies in an attempt to scare him into being a better person.  After the upkeep of those lies cost me several very good friends and didn’t do anything to make him stop hurting the people around him, I wised up, broke up with him, and proceeded never to lie again.  I might sometimes withhold information from people if I think my opinion would hurt them, but a lie of omission is very different than telling a lie, in my opinion.

From Sam:

This is anything but deep… what’s your favorite kind of ice cream?

My favorite kind of ice cream in the entire world is tragically extinct.  There’s a small ice cream shop in my town that’s owned and run by this very sweet, old Vietnamese woman, and they used to carry this very delicious ice cream called Fudgy Pudding, which was, literally, frozen chocolate pudding with brownie pieces and chocolate fudge chips.  Unfortunately, I was apparently the only person in town who liked it, so they don’t carry it anymore, and I am always sad about it.

Of ice creams that still exist, I’m sort of an old person and I either like amaretto-cherry or spumoni.  As my friend Justin once asked me, “You really like sweets that taste like they’re supposed to be dusty, don’t you?”

Yes.  Yes, I do.

Thank you to Liz, Jacee, and Ashley for your comments as well!

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December 31, 2009

Countdowns of 2009: The Best Blog/Diary/Journal Entries of the Decade

Let’s party like it’s ten years ago today!

My Favorite Blog/Diary/Journal Entries of the Decade

* Names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.

99% of these probably don’t make sense to anyone, even the other people who were there.  A few of them barely still make sense to me.  I think that’s the sign of a decade well-lived, don’t you?

June 12, 2000

(2009 Note: This is a clear example of why not to write comics with your friends, about your friends, that only your friends could understand.)

The Fighting Fitzpeople

July 4, 2001

The most EMBARRASSING thing that ever happened to me…..

THE MOST embarrassing thing that EVER happened to me was, well, see, one day, the clasp on my bra broke and so my mom brought me another one, and I put the broken bra into a bag in my binder.  2 Weeks later, Eugene stole the bag out of my binder and left it in the Spanish room.  Chris M. found it, waved it around, and Sra. L. HUNG IT IN THE DOORWAY w/ a sign that said “¿De quien es esta bra?”  So I made a sign the next day that said “Don’t go through others’ binders (Eugene!)” so Ann made a sign that said “Don’t leave your bra in the Spanish Room (HAYLEY!!!)”

December 26, 2002

Amy and my BRILLIANT theory to the world of Harry Potter… it was actually MY theory, but I’m letting her share the credit.

Our idea as to why Voldemort wanted to kill Harry and James Potter is as follows:

According to a theory on Mugglenet.com (and our own slightly slow common sense), Harry and James were both heirs to Gryffindor – they lived in Godric’s hollow, and Harry succeeded in pulling Gryffindor’s sword out of the Sorting Hat during his battle with the Basilisk, the monster of Slytherin. Voldemort, knowing this and being the heir to Slytherin, targeted them because he wanted to finish Salazar’s work and end the quibble that had arisen between the two Hogwarts founders.

To further confuse you, Neville is a parallel to Peter Pettigrew, as they both were tag-alongs to three more popular and powerful wizards in their year.

Ginny is a parallel to Lily, because they both have red hair and are at nature good people and physically beautiful.

Since Neville is a parallel to Pettigrew, and has shown interest in Ginny, who is in turn parallel to Lily, we think that Pettigrew was attracted to Lily.

Voldemort, knowing that Pettigrew had lusted for Lily, and had had his heart broken when James married her, got Pettigrew to unleash his hidden wrath towards James by betraying James and Harry’s whereabouts to Voldemort.

We know that Voldemort did not have any interest in murdering Lily until she got in the way of him killing Harry. He even told her, “Stand aside, silly girl!” Therefore, we know that he, being the heir of Slytherin, was only after the heirs of Gryffindor – James and Harry – and not Lily, who was just Lily.

So that is our theory as to why Voldemort wanted to murder Harry and James Potter.

teehee, gigglegiggle. bahahahahahahaa.

WE ARE BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!!!

KTODSPAF,

<3Hayley

August 5, 2003

This was the best night of my life.

August 3, 2004

6 Girls
+ 7 Boys
+ 10,000 Marshmallows
+ 10 Sidewalk Chalks
+ 2 Cars
+ 1 Policeman
+ 1 Creepy Whisper
+ Midnight
__________________
One Crazy, Crazy Night

November 1, 2005

My new goal is to try and blog more like Meg Cabot, who somehow always has enough to say that it takes her a lot of words.

Sometimes, I am very daunted by words. I’m always afraid that somehow, I will run out of them, and then I won’t have anything to do with my life. I go to the library or a bookstore, and I see all of the books there, and I think…

Holy crap.  Look how many words have been used up.

It just doesn’t seem like there are that many more combinations of them that are possible.

And whenever I read something absolutely wonderful, like the ( tropopause monologue ) of Angels in America, I think, “That combination of words is so breathtaking… and no one can ever use it again and claim it their own. There are so few breathtaking combinations of words that can be mine.”

I get paranoid about everything I write after that, because a) WHAT IF I INADVERTANTLY COPIED SOMEONE ELSE’S ENTIRE BOOK? and b) WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE PUBLISHES MY COMBINATIONS OF WORDS BEFORE I GET THE CHANCE TO, AND THEN NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THEY’RE MINE?

Then I hate words for a few minutes, and try to get by without them. But thinking without words is difficult sometimes, and if someone comes in, communicating without words can be awkward.

It is a dilemma.

August 25, 2006

Dear Veronica Mars,

I have been watching your show far too much on YouTube. Can you teach me how to solve mysteries? I lose stuff a lot.

Sincerely,
Hayley

December 25, 2007

Best. Christmas. Ever.

The moral of the story is, if you’re two years old and you get a Barbie fork stuck so far up your nose that X-rays can’t find it (and they try to drug-test your mother because it’s 1989 and you accidentally told them it was a spoon up your nose and they assume you got the idea from watching your mother snort blow, when really it was a fork all along and your mother did no such thing!) and you eventually sneeze it out all over your poor harassed mother at dinner and it almost breaks your neck because your dad is holding your head in place; and then you refuse to talk about it for almost a week before very seriously telling your father, “I did it because there was a booger I couldn’t reach”… then you’ll laugh about it until you’re bawling eighteen years later.

Not that I ever got a fork stuck up my nose when I was two.

My Barbies still aren’t allowed to eat dinner.

December 23, 2008

I saw the Rockefeller Center tree, and watched the skaters circle round and round the golden-lit rink.

I was ignored in Gucci (again) but didn’t have to suffer through being called fat by Swedish Prada models in Bergdorf’s (although yesterday, Lily Cole called me ‘quite cool’ and asked where was ‘the queue to the wash-up’).

FAO Schwartz’ giant stuffed animals were everything I ever hoped they would be.  There was a duo of siblings in matching Fair Isles Christmas sweaters jumping around on the giant piano, and they were precious.

AT FAO SCHWARTZ YOU CAN HAVE MADE YOUR OWN CUSTOM MUPPET.  If I am ever rich, I will have my own fleet of Muppets.  That is, now that I know it is possible, the epitome of all my life’s dreams.  Fleet of custom Muppets.

I had dessert at the Plaza.  It was so beautiful it was almost scary, and there is no portrait of Eloise on the wall anymore, just a case of 2004-rerelease Eloise memorabilia for sale in the side lobby.  The waitstaff all wear tuxedos with tails and have cufflinks.  Dessert was served with literal silver spoons, despite the fact that I clearly was not born with one in my mouth.  The chocolate pot de creme with chantilly cream and chocolate streusel was divine, and it was free, because a middle-aged Armenian man who was too mild-mannered to Richard-Gere-in-Pretty-Woman himself out more than to order us French fries surreptitiously, which he sent back when we didn’t want them, paid for it.

I used the strategy I learned for such occasions on Long Island: ”Thank you,” and leave immediately.

The lights on the ironwork were almost enough to make me wish I were rich enough or self-deprecating enough to stay at the Plaza for Christmas, though.

And if I did, I would completely pour a pitcher of water down the mail chute.

March 23, 2009
http://hayleyanneperkins.com/blog/?p=3

I’ve been trying to think of an appropriate way to christen my new blog as Hayley Anne Perkins, but my ideas always seem to fall short, at least in my own mind.  I’m very conscious of the implications of blogging to an audience that comprises more than just your best friends and your mom… I’m vaguely terrified of saying, or rather typing, just the wrong thing in just the wrong way and coming across as a terrible person.  Or at least as a person with an overinflated sense of self-importance, which is just as bad in a blogger.

So to break the ice: my ode to NYC Teen Author Festival 2009.

To preface this extremely bizarre gobbledygook — NYCTAF09 (I’m lazy and enjoy acronyms) was awesome.   I had an amazing time meeting all of the authors and several readers, and everyone was really nice and extraordinarily “chill” for it being an autograph signing… given my boy band expertise, I’m used to autograph signings involving at least three fainters and a tablejumper.  I was glad to see that everyone was patient and open to conversing with everyone else in line as they waited, and it was a treat to see the way that the writers complemented (and complimented!) each other.

While most people at the event today brought or bought stacks of books by their favorite writers, I brought the ultimate book: the Dictionary.

I asked every author to sign over their favorite word, and I promised to take the collection of Best Words and write a little mishmash of a piece.  Elise Broach said that I should try to get them all in order, and I seriously considered it until I started trying to decipher the autographs, and I realized that I was forgetting the order already.  Sigh.

The form was promised to Judy Blundell for her choice — “poem” — and the tone to Heather Duffy-Stone… “lusty”.  Unfortunately for all parties involved, poetry is the second-furthest thing from being my forte (with Math beating it easily).  Anyone I’ve ever dated can attest.  Therefore, given that this is not only a poem, but a poem using nonsense words, I hope no one takes it TOO seriously as a test of my writing ability!  Unless you love it, in which case, this is totally how I write…

You couldn’t see it, but my eyes got very shifty at that last sentence.

And I have to say, David Levithan saying that he was excited to read the finished endeavor pretty much killed me.  So here goes.

Ned Vizzini Stole My Pen
A Lusty Poem

Twin popes –
one pulchritudinous, the other feculant
in appearance –
both indefatigable in their vast perversity,
though incredulous of the idealism of the other:
one a bonvivant in deep meditation on generosity and grace,
the other in love with his epiphany on ecstasy,
sneaked into the basement of the church
ignoring the musical comedy rehearsal
upstairs.

One facetiously donned a crash
the other merely a lush apron
as they prepared to bake treats
for their family reunion
beneath the moon.

There could be no peace between these two brothers.
Discussion broke down in their unctuous disregard for each other
like a luffing sailboat’s disregard for the wind
when fighting its way through a sluice
(in simile, not metaphor);
Something was always wrong.

As delicious purple rhubarb dumplings
vied for space amongst the donuts
an ephemeral smoke began to rise:
almost magical in its majesty
And the brothers watched,
thunderstruck.

As they watched in wonder,
the metal of the pots against the stove –
fulminate metals –
began to coruscate,
shooting sparks into the air.

The pastries were ruined.
The brothers found between them a new sublimity:
they no longer had to bring dessert to the reunion
thanks to a force majeure.

LOVE – Nora Baskin
PURPLE - Jessica Blank
POEM - Judy Blundell
MEDITATION – Coe Booth
ECSTASY - Elise Broach
PEACE - Susane Colasanti
EPIPHANY (BUT NOT IN A RELIGIOUS SENSE)* – Sarah Darer-Littman
GRACE (NOT CHRISTIAN GRACE)* – Matt de la Pena
LUST – Heather Duffy-Stone
GENEROSITY – Gayle Forman
LUSH – Aimee Friedman
UNCTUOUS – Madeleine George
POPE – Maureen Johnson
TWIN – Kristen Kemp
PULCHRITUDINOUS – Justine Larbalestier
WONDER – David Levithan
DUMPLING – E. Lockhart
CORUSCATE – Barry Lyga
FAMILY – Carolyn Mackler
RHUBARB – Sarah MacLean
SUBLIME – Megan McCafferty
DELICIOUS - Lauren McLaughlin
LUSH - Neesha Meminger
SOMETHING (BECAUSE “SOMETHING IS GOOD”) – Billy Merrell
CRASH – Blake Nelson
BONVIVANT – Micol Ostow
INCREDULOUS - David Ozanich
EPHEMERAL (BUT ONLY FOR TODAY) – Matthue Roth
FORCE MAJEURE - Marie Rutkoski
SNEAK – Lisa Ann Sandell
FACETIOUS (BUT FOR REAL) – Courtney Sheinmel
DONUT (NOT DOUGHNUT) – Brian Sloan
IDEALISM - Jennifer Smith
PERVERSITY – Rachel Vail
INCREDULOUS – David Van Etten
LUFF – Ned Vizzini
SLUICE – Adrienne Maria Vrettos
INDEFATIGABLE - Cecily von Ziegesar
MOON - Melissa Walker
THUNDERSTRUCK - Lynn Weingarten
FECULANT - Scott Westerfeld
VAST - Suzanne Weyn
MUSICAL COMEDY - Maryrose Wood
METAPHOR – Lizabeth Zindel

FULMINATE” and “MAGICAL,” I am so sorry, but I can’t read your autographs or remember who wrote them… if it was you, please reclaim your Favorite Word in a comment!

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November 4, 2009

NaNoWriMo Support Blog for The Penultimate Page

Read the original posting at The Penultimate Page or the NaNo Support ning.  Thanks, Emilee!


It happens to everyone.

You sit down at your computer, pull up WikiPedia to fact-check your Norse mythology…

And three hours later, you’re totally enthralled reading about the varieties of Japanese Kit-Kat bars.

As a writer, this is a totally normal progression of thought.  Writers are naturally interested in… well, everything.  No matter what genre you write, to flesh out a story is to create the world in which your characters live – often from the ground up: Do they live in a city or a town?  Is it a real place?  What’s the weather like, and how does that affect what your characters wear and do and drive (or not)?

Whether writing high fantasy or realistic contemporary chick lit, research is an essential part of the storycrafting process.

Say that you want to write an urban fantasy that sets a mortal girl from 1966 Chicago against a backdrop of Greek gods and teenage titans who take over the Art Institute.

Only… you were born in 1990, live in a suburban area of Kansas City, and you know nothing about Greek mythology beyond what you saw in Disney’s Hercules when you were eight.  And it was so scary that you cried and had to leave the room halfway through the film.

What do you need to research first?  And more importantly, how do you research it?

My personal opinion is the setting.  The first, and most salient, question to ask when researching a new setting is to explore your own motivations: Why do you want to set your story in that place – and at that time?

Before I make my next overarching statement, I need to own up: I was a History major in college.  I find research to be unbelievably fun, especially when it’s focused on cultural aspects that inform and shape the lives of characters (or, er, people).  So my next overarching statement about the research process of fiction is: Time is a place.

So for our sample plot bunny, you would need to research both “1966” and “Chicago” in the same way.  People, and characters, are products of both nurture and nature, and the “wheres” and “whens” of their existence dramatically shape the “whos” and “whys.”

In other words, changing someone’s clothing doesn’t make them live in any certain time period any more than simply saying that they live in Chicago means that they’re Chicagoan.  Think about your own life, and all of the things your “wheres” and “whens” affect: not just your clothing, but the foods you eat and the stores in which you shop, the kind of car your parents drive and the type of house you live in.  What was the first political event you remember?  Who was the first person you knew to say a “bad word” and what did they say?  What did you do when you came home from school, and what was your first job – or what do you think it will be?

What are your neighbors like?

How did you learn about sex?

Do you have to wear a school uniform?

How has your taste in music changed over the years?

As instinctive as the answers to these questions are in your own life, your character is not you.  At least, I hope not.  And at least not more than 15% you, as most characters are in some way inextricably tied to their creators.  All the same, you need to be able to answer these questions as quickly, certainly, and accurately for your characters as you did for yourself.

A good jumping point to discern just what aspects of your characters’ “whens” and “wheres” will be most important is the 100 Questions About Your Character survey (originally developed by tabletop gamers, but co-opted by writers everywhere).  You can find a clean copy at http://storywrite.com/contest/6584.

So now you know what you need to know.  But how to go about acquiring that knowledge?

Well, in my humble opinion – and on pain of death to anyone reading this who shares this tidbit with any of my old History professors – WikiPedia is a great place to start for basic outlines of information.  The key is to explore the depths of the “References” and “External Links.”  It’s like an ultra-concentrated Google search that doesn’t torture you with Boolean specifics – you can already reasonably guess that if the References on a page about Neighborhoods of Chicago says that it’s leading you to Wicker Park, it really is.  Score one for Web 2.0!

Of course, the flip side to WikiPedia’s greatness (besides those temptations to play The WikiPedia Game or clicking links until you end up looking at Japanese confectionery) is its overreaching broadness.  Great, so you’ve found a page on Neighborhoods of Chicago and it has eighty-six bajillion References.  How the heck do you know where to go and how to find just what you need to enhance your story?

My knee-jerk reaction is to advise that you read everything you can get your grubby little paws (sorry; werewolves on the brain!) on in regards to the world where your characters live.  Even the smallest details — the coloring of a candy wrapper, whether a street runs North-South or East-West — can prove to be integral to the integrity of your work.  Maybe your MC needs to chase Artemis down Wacker Drive.  Without research, a tense scene of hide-and-seek in the construction of its extension to the Lake Shore could never come to fruition, and a part of your plot arc would be lost.  You just never know!

However, I realize that most people have neither time nor gumption to read the encyclopedia.  I blame my own habit on the year I was in sixth grade, when I was so bored with classes that I decided to memorize the Almanac pages that came in our Assignment Notebooks.  However, the deeper you can get into the world of your characters, the more places they can lead you in developing their story, rather than you having to try to force along a plotline that is as thin as dental floss.  If you really understand your characters and their environment, then their linear arc can split off into a great golden web like Priori Incantatem, and your work can feel round and complete.  It’s the difference between a book you love and a book that changes the way you approach reading, writing, and seeing.

So take notes!  Whether you take notes manually – a great way to imprint the information you’re reading digitally, so you can rely more on your mind and less on said notes – or by bookmarking relevant pages, make sure that your hard work isn’t flowing in one ear and out the other.  Make columns for “Who,” “What,” “When,” “Where,” “Why,” and “How,” or categorize with a timetable of your characters’ day (Wake, Dress, Eat, School?, Work?, Eat, Free Time?, Sleep) to make sure you cover all of your bases.

The same rule goes for researching your supernatural creatures.  It isn’t enough to know the bare bones of their legends, or the image of what you’re trying to create.  The most successful stories know exactly why their mythologies function the way they do (even if it’s just convincing technobabble!).  If you don’t know the parameters of your magical beings, they’ll stretch and stretch until suddenly things sparkle that probably shouldn’t.   To break the rules, you need to know which directions they already bend.

So what does any of that have to do with Kit-Kat bars?

I have no idea.

But that’s the fun of worldbuilding.  Every world needs candy.

Some of my favorite research links:

http://www.foodtimeline.org/

http://www.flickr.com/groups/theretrokid/pool/

http://miss-vintage.com/

http://solomon.bltc.alexanderstreet.com/

http://asp6new.alexanderstreet.com/was2/was2.index.map.aspx

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/

http://www.wikipedia.org

http://www.oxfordlanguagedictionaries.com/

http://online.sagepub.com/

http://www.tvparty.com/

http://www.retrojunk.com/

http://www.inthe80s.com/

http://www.inthe70s.com/

http://www.nytimes.com/

http://www.factmonster.com/spot/fashiontime1.html

http://www.ventrella.com/Ideas/grammar.html

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September 30, 2009

Wordy Wednesdays: Harper’s Final Soliloquy, Angels in America

By Tony Kushner.

Night flight to San Francisco; chase the moon across America.

God, it’s been years since I was on a plane.

When we hit 35,000 feet we’ll have reached the tropopause, the great belt of calm air, as close as I’ll ever get to the ozone. I dreamed we were there. The plane leapt the tropopause, the safe air, and attained the outer rim, the ozone, which was ragged and torn, patches of it threadbare as old cheesecloth, and that was frightening. But I saw something that only I could see because of my astonishing ability to see such things: Souls were rising, from the earth far below, souls of the dead, of people who had perished, from famine, from war, from the plague, and they floated up, like skydivers in reverse, limbs all akimbo, wheeling and spinning. And the souls of these departed joined hands, clasped ankles, and formed a web, a great net of souls, and the souls were three-atom oxygen molecules of the stuff of ozone, and the outer rim absorbed them and was repaired.

Nothing’s lost forever. In this world, there’s a kind of painful progress. Longing for what we’ve left behind, and dreaming ahead.

At least I think that’s so.

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July 24, 2009

Friday Free-For-All: In Honor of Harry Potter, Part II

Meme/survey taken from one of my favorite people and favorite bloggers, Sarah Colangelo, of Technicolor World and A Dash of Ribaldry.  However, to her second-least-favorite character assessment, I say: HOW DARE YOU?

Hey, there were wizards…

All time favorite character?
Ginny Weasley

List the books in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
1. GoF
2. CoS
3. OotP
4. HBP
5. SS
6. DH
7. PoA

List the movies in order from your favorite to your least favorite.

1. CoS
2. PoA
3. OotP
4. SS
5. GoF
6. I haven’t seen HBP yet, but am tomorrow!  I know, I’m inexcusably late.

Favorite chapter from your favorite book?

Not for the first time, an argument had broken out over breakfast at Number Four, Privet Drive… /or/ several sunlit days…

Top 5 favorite characters?
1. Ginny Weasley
2. Moaning Myrtle
3. Molly Weasley
4. Justin Finch-Fletchley
5. Arnold.  You think I’m kidding, but I’m not.  Or maybe McGonagall, because she was awesome, too.  Or Fred.

Five least favorite characters?
1. Zacharias Smith
2. Fleur Delacoeur
3. Severus Snape.  Don’t you make that face at me.  I really said it.
4. Vernon Dursley
5. Bellatrix Lestrange.  I don’t find her to be as intimidating as the other Death Eaters.

Favorite member of the Golden Trio?
Ron

Favorite family?
The Weasleys

Favorite antagonist?
Dolores Umbridge inspires more hatred in me than Lord Voldemort does, but Fenrir Greyback might be the most chilling children’s lit character of all time.  Not that I consider Harry Potter children’s lit in the slightest, personally.

Favorite Death Eater?
Fenrir Greyback… BECAUSE he’s so terrifying.

Three favorite spells?
Prior Incantato
Avis
Expecto Patronum

Three favorite potions?
1. Amortentia
2. Felix Felicis
3. Pumpkin Juice

Favorite Non-Hogwarts magical building?
Either The Burrow or the idea of the Shrieking Shack.

Favorite Diagon Alley shop?
Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlor or the owlery

Favorite Hogsmeade Shop?
Honeydukes!

Favorite Unforgivable Curse?
Imperius

Favorite mode of wizard transportation?
The Floo Network, because the description of Floo Powder is gorgeous.

Favorite Weasley?
Ginny.   Followed by Molly.  Followed by Fred.

Favorite Order Member?
Original: Gideon & Fabian Prewett; 1990s: Minerva McGonagall.

Favorite DA Member?
Aside from the obvious (Ginny), easily Angelina Johnson.

Favorite pet?
Arnold!

Favorite Hogwarts room?
The Prefects’ Bathroom

Favorite Hogwarts Professor?
Minerva McGonagall; outside of her, Professor Sprout.

Favorite non-human Hogwarts resident?
Firenze

Favorite Tri-Wizard Champion?
Harry, actually.  But I think it’s asking aside from him, in which case, I’ll say “Cedric by default.”

Favorite House Elf?
Dobby

Favorite Wizard sweet?
Chocolate Cauldrons

Favorite canon couple?
H/G FOR LIFE!

Favorite non-canon couple?
Neville/Katie

Biggest surprise of the series?
HOW COULD HARRY BE A HORCRUX?  THAT MAKES VOLDEMORT’S INABILITY TO POSSESS HIM MAKE NO SENSE!

Biggest letdown of the series?

I will sound like a loser and completely uneducated when I say this, but: “Albus Severus”?  Really?

Actually, the biggest letdown was that Ms. Rowling made Dumbledore, her allegory for constant goodness, fallible, without making Voldemort — constant evil — at all redeemed.

One character you wish lived?
Fred Weasley, or one of Teddy’s parents.

Moment that will always make you cry?
“Here lies a free elf.”

Your Patronus would be___?
An owl!  Or a peacock.  Or a turtle!

Three things Amortentia would smell like to you?
Dusty book pages, baking bread, and brown sugar.

You would use Felix Felicis to___?
Green.

Job you would most like to try?
Hmmm… Madame Rosmerta has a fascinating job, I think, because she interacts with such a diverse clientele of magical beings.

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione.  The Good Ship.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
James/Lily.  There’s certain canon that I just can’t mess with, even in my head.

Do you know which page Dumbledore was killed on?
No.

Do you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight?
That’s like asking if soda is better than steak.  They’re completely, completely different genres, styles, levels of social responsibility and social commentary, and are aimed at evoking nearly opposite audience response.  After saying that, yes: I find Harry Potter more engaging, inspiring, and multilayered than Twilight, but I think the Twilight fandom enjoys itself more than the Harry Potter fandom has in the last few years (since the books/speculation ended).

Are you going to go see the Half Blood Prince in theatres?
Tomorrow!  FINALLY!

Do you own the books/movies?
The books, yes; the movies, only SS, CoS, and PoA.  I may buy GoF Used On Amazon, for a certain actor who played a doomed Triwizard Champion.

Have you ever played any of the video games?
I’ve played two video games, on one occasion each, in my entire life.  And neither was a Harry Potter game.

Don’t they kind of suck?
I believe you…

Do you think it would be cool to have a pet owl?
Yes!  But only if it were a Scops owl like Pigwideon, because owl pellets are gross.

How about a rat?
No… their tails scare me a little.

Have you ever listened to the soundtrack?
It’s one of the few orchestral film scores I own.

Which house would you want to be in?
I think I would want to be in Gryffindor by default, since we know their House best, but I would probably be sorted into Slytherin because I’m ambitious.

Do you like Draco?
I don’t dislike him, but I never thought he’d become redeemed and transition into a likeable character.  Fanon Draco annoys me to no end, which may be at fault.

Would you ever enter the Triwizard tournament?
Most likely not, because I’m bad at being outdoors.

Would you keep your money in Gringotts?
I mean… It’s kind of like… THE option.

What class would be your favorite?
History of Magic, Transfiguration, and Charms.

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April 29, 2009

Music Recommendation: Heroes & Thieves by Vanessa Carlton

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Revisions going well.  Too busy to think about anything too concrete for blogging tonight.  So, instead, thoughts on the album I listened to most while writing Green:

I shouldn’t have been surprised to love Heroes & Thieves so much. But generally, Vanessa Carlton’s been extremely hit-or-miss for me — her songs either change/dictate my entire life, or I really dislike them completely.

“White Houses,” from Harmonium, obviously is a song that I consider to have deeply affected my life. It is the one song that I listen to and can feel myself and my own life experience in every note, which I think is more or less the ultimate compliment to any songwriter — to have a listener find that much life in a song.

“A Thousand Miles,” which every single person in America knows, I think, considering how much radioplay it got when it came out in 2002 and continues to get now, seven years later… there were a few years that I couldn’t listen to this song, despite it being one of my longtime favorites, because it reminds me of Frank. He used to have a cassette in his big boat of a car that was just “A Thousand Miles” repeated over and over on a loop, and everyone in his car had to pick an ‘air’ instrument to play, and going anywhere with him was a jolly invisible orchestra to Vanessa Carlton. For months. I was usually piano, and Frank was always violin.

The first time I heard it after Frank died, I had a complete breakdown and for three years after that, I had a horrible visceral reaction every time I heard the opening tinkle of the piano. But then I had my car accident in November of 2007, and when I was thrifting that afternoon with Carolyn, Carly, and Katerina, “A Thousand Miles” came onto the radio — and I just felt warm.

I always play the ‘air’ violin, now.

With Heroes & Thieves, Vanessa Carlton created a complete album for the first time, or, in her words, “a real ‘body of work.’” There are only two songs on it that I really feel like could stand alone as singles, and those are the two that did (”Nolita Fairytale” and “Hands On Me”) but I think that’s the sign of an album rather than a collection of songs — something that is increasingly rare in the age of digital music pay-per-song sales. It’s a novel of an album, like Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska, that boasts all of the best qualities of Vanessa’s earlier fan-favorite songs, in the same way of Fall Out Boy’s Folie A Deux (another recent album masterpiece). Outside of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, I don’t think I’ve ever heard an album that inspired me more, on the whole, than Heroes & Thieves.

It makes sense. If there is one thing in this world that I am a sucker for besides sad-eyed musicians or glittering dust, it’s imagery. Vanessa Carlton’s songwriting is more poetic by leaps and bounds on this album than in her previous work — which is saying something, because I always thought that certain lines of her earlier songs had gems — the verses in “A Thousand Miles,” the entirety of “White Houses,” or “Like a shooting star/He shines” from “Ordinary Day” — but listening to Heroes & Thieves feels the same to me as reading a novel.

Heroes & Thieves (c) Vanessa Carlton/Universal Motown, 2007

“Nolita Fairytale”

I walk the streets with a song in my head –
We ebb and we flow, so.
Got my toes on my pup at the foot of my bed
(My heart always seems to know)
Now take the glitz back, I want the soul instead,
‘Cause I found some kind of
Fairytale.

“Hands On Me”

I first saw you at the video exchange
I know my heart and it will never change.
This temp work would be alright if you’d call me.
You’d call me –
I lay awake at night for you
And I pray…We’d cross the deepest oceans
Cargo across the sea
And if you don’t believe me
Just put your hands on me
And all the constellations
Shine down for us to see
And if you don’t believe me
Just put your hands on me

The subway radiates with heat
We’ve barely met and still I cross the street
To your door.

We’ll climb Tibetan mountains
Where we can barely breathe
I’ll see the Dali Lama
I’ll feel him blessing me
And all the constellations
Shine down for us to see
And if you don’t believe me
Just put your hands on me
Your hands on me…

First saw you at the video exchange.

“Spring Street”

I was heading down to Spring Street with a suitcase in my hand
Filled with love and life and grand illusion,
I knew you’d understand
I left you by the stairwell
And your eyes were wet with tears
Mother, you knew you had to let me go,
Even after all these years

“My Best”

Our secret’s safe –
An unspoken citadel.

“Come Undone”

I’m a special lover sometimes — but you only touch a ghost.
I’m a sycophantic courtier with an elegant repose.

“The One”

You’re always a golden boy,
And I’m the girl that you enjoy.
My parents say, ‘isn’t he a gifted son’
Time is always passing.But you’re always a golden boy,
And this girl’s heart that you destroy.
You smile at me and then you have your fun…
Time is always passing.

But you’ll always be my golden boy.
And I’m the summer girl that you enjoy.
Some melodies are best left undone.

“Heroes & Thieves”

I seek a solitude
That I can’t find without you.

“This Time”

It’s 4 a.m. and I’m wide awake
Waiting for my thoughts to fade –
A flickering of all of my mistakes,
And as the light starts creeping in,
I slowly feel.

“Fools Like Me”

When my hand was in your hand
My heart was pure
Now I see a different man
Rewriting memories
The dogs run down the beach
And all I’m left with
Is sand in my shoes.Now I recall that time at the cafe,
The thunderstorm outside
Words you could never say,
They hold the loudest tones
You say you’ll write
But it’s ink on a page,
Just ink on a page.

“Home”

Some live in towns
Cardboard shack on concrete
All bluster and bustling life
They search for the color they can never quite see
‘Cause it’s all white on white.

“More Than This”

Cradling stones hold fire bright
As crickets call out to the moonlight
As you lean in to steal a kiss
I’ll never need more than thisWe all share the pain of our histories
But the ache goes away if you could see
This night under stars, well, I call it peace
If you say, I’ll never need more than this

The trees grow so thick
You can barely see through
But the forest bestows the simplest of truths
You think you’ll be happy if granted one more wish
But the truth is you’ll never need more

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April 8, 2009

MEME: The Countdown

Here’s the deal: Seven days until my rough manuscript is due.  Four chapters in that time.  Two days spent mostly traveling.

This blog will be a time-saving, but entertaining, meme!

15 Random Favorites
1. Rain
2. Autumn
3. Writing
4. Television, in general.
5. Chinese food
6. Curly-haired brunette beautiful boys
7. Peanut Butter & Jelly on toast
8. Harry Potter
9. Flash Forward
10. Fall Out Boy
11. Ian Fleming’s James Bond: 007 novels
12. Lay’s potato chips
13. Macarons
14. Sushi
15. Halloween

14 Favorite Foods
1. Salmon skin roll
2. Cheeseburgers
3. Anpan
4. General Tso’s chicken
5. Baked potato soup
6. Panda Express orange chicken
7. Spaghetti & garlic bread
8. Catalina chicken
9. Spinach  & cheese souffle
10. Barbecue eel roll
11. Black truffles
12. Pistachio macarons
13. McDonald’s french fries
14. Earl Grey tea

13 Most Watched Shows
1. Law & Order: SVU
2. CSI: New York
3. Futurama
4. Bones
5. The Office
6. Veronica Mars
7. Arrested Development
8. America’s Next Top Model
9. Boy Meets World
10. Family Guy
11. American Dad!
12. South Park
13. Flash Forward

12 Good Bands/Singers [In No Particular Order]
1. Fall Out Boy
2. Paramore
3. Robert Pattinson
4. statespeed
5. Mark & James
6. Demi Lovato
7. Open Till Midnight
8. Kings of Leon
9. RAPOSO
10. The Jonas Brothers
11. John Mayer
12. Savannah Outen

11 Memories from this Year
1. Shmores behind the libarry
2. Walking with Liz through Galesburg and looking at all of the pretty old houses — “I don’t know why I’m talking about all of this.”  “It’s OK.  I have a very good attention-filter.”
3. Writing Green!
4. Lauren kissing the van…
5. “Mom, we’re just watching a movie!  No, Mom, don’t cry!”
6. “OH MY GOD, we’re in CONNECTICUT.”
7. Skeller’s stew (It happened.  I’m sorry, but it did happen.)
8. “What time is the concert?”  “…8:45.”  “IT IS NINE O’CLOCK AND WE ARE 25 BLOCKS AWAY!”  “Oh, well.  Let’s go to Max Brenner’s.”
9. “If he were Edward Cullen, the FREAKY MOLE PERSON, then yeah… he’d be creepy.”
10. 10 Beatles albums for $50
11. Chicago with Liz and Carly!  :o )

10 Close Friends
1. Liz
2. Jacee
3. Skeller
4. Sarah
5. Colleen
6. Christine
7. Jenn
8. Fallon
9. Jessie
10. Jimmy

9 Things You’re Looking Forward To
1. Finishing the rough draft.
2. Finishing this meme, which is more time-consuming than I thought.
3. Seeing Christine and Jimmy on Friday!
4. Celebratory sushi on Wednesday with my favorite people!
5. Cutting my hair; it’s really ridiculous.
6. Moving back to my favorite sleepy little town.  It’s odd, but it’s true: I am looking forward to leaving New York City.  I may be back someday.
7. The near future of the next few years.
8. SEEING MY GALESBURG GIRLS.  I have missed you all so!
9. Writing.  And writing and writing and writing…

8 Things You Wear Daily
1. Underwear
2. My uniform pants.
3. A tank top
4. My uniform shirt.
5. The most rockin’ glasses since 1958.
6. My uniform shoes.
7. My $30 iPod shuffle.
8. My purse from Aunt Mayme Jane’s.

7 Things That Annoy You
1. People who stop in huge clusters in the middle of the sidewalk.
2. HUMAN STATUES.  I HATE THEM.  THEY FREAK ME OUT IN THE SUBWAY.
3. When crab rangoons have crab in them.
4. People who order drinks from Starbucks that do not exist.
5. Misplaced apostrophes on public signs.
6. When coworkers who are eighteen years old complain about being “too old” to stand for six hours.  Get over it.
7. Having to wear a uniform at all.

6 Things You Touch Every Day
1. The computer keyboard
2. A pen
3. My notebooks
4. My hair, because it’s always getting in my face.
5. The computer mouse
6. Teacups.

5 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over
1. Clue
2. Winning London
3. The Sandlot
4. Superbad
5. Polly

4 Your Favorite Toys When You Were Little
1. Birdo
2. Strawberry Shortcake
3. My Little Ponies
4. Care Bears

3 Members of the Opposite Sex You Have Kissed (most recently)
1. I really feel a lot of shame in answering this question.  It’s sort of pathetic.  Although also principled.  Or something.
2. —
3. —

2 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment
1. “(Coffee’s for Closers),” Fall Out Boy
2. “Stay On Me,” Open Till Midnight

1 Person you’d Spend the Rest of Your Life With
1. Wow, that’d be boring.

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March 30, 2009

Bittersweet

I’m writing this from my parents’ hotel room.  My younger sister is barricaded in the one that we’re sharing next door.  Family vacations are always bittersweet.

The first vivid memory that I have of a family vacation is from when I was just barely six years old, and my sister was still in utero.  We had taken a May trip down to Walt Disney World in Florida for the week, and it was hotter than hell outside.  I remember being sticky and miserable and still fairly terrified of almost every ride, because I was an overly imaginitive and therefore skittish child, but I still fell in love with the magic that is Disney World.  Say what you will of the ills of Disney: The Big Bad Corporation, but honestly, their aim to make Disney World “the happiest place on Earth” comes pretty close to having been achieved.  If I could live at Epcot Center, I would.

However, at the time, I just wanted to be back in more temperate climes and stop sweating all over the place, and I was almost drowned at SeaWorld the day before by some teenager who stuck my face into a fountain and held me down for what felt like six hours.

Also, this was the early ’90s, and all three of us had big feathered bangs that were sticking all over our faces.  Very attractive.

But the moment that I remember was when we were in the German pavilion at Epcot’s World Showcase, and I was absolutely melting, and my dad offered to get us a root beer float to share.  It was big and beautiful and my mom took a picture of us both with spoons poised over the glass.

That is now known as the “before” picture.

The “after” picture shows my dad sort of politely grimacing, and my six-year-old self staring at the glass with absolute revulsion.

The root beer float had chocolate ice cream.

I know now that the dessert is called a Black Cow, and is in fact a very classic diner dessert.  It probably isn’t even so bad.  But at the time, when I was expecting anything other than the taste of sarsparilla and chocolate mixed together, it was the worst thing I had ever put in my mouth.

A few years later, my family of four was back in Florida, although not at Disney World.  Instead we were staying with my grandparents at a little 1930’s villa on Singer Island, and it was very peaceful and beautiful.  I’ve heard that now the island has been overdeveloped with condos — which I find to be a potentially disastrous prospect, because Singer Island actually has a very high hammerhead shark population; there were days that the beach was closed due to Shark Manifestation or Man O’War Crowding, both of which are terrifying — but back then, the beaches stretched on for miles into the horizon and the Tahiti Inn grounds let out right onto the sand.  I thought it was unexciting compared to Disney World, but still pretty.  I roped my sister into helping me build sand sculptures one afternoon far above the high tide line while my mom searched for unbroken shells in the surf, and I remember watching her, but taking photos instead of the seagulls.

Other than building those sand sculptures of mermaids with seaweed hair, I don’t remember anything about interacting with my family on that trip.  I remember eating a chocolate Killer Cake, and that was good.  And I remember the signs for the Hammerhead Warnings.  I remember refusing to wake up to watch the sunrise with my grandfather.

I wonder sometimes about the validity of taking family vacations, because somehow it seems that one person always gets their idea of heaven while another (or three others) just have to sort of suffer along.  Our next vacation, my little sister — who was all of about 2′2″ and 35 pounds — pulled the sword out of the stone at the Magic Kingdom and got to be in the afternoon parade as a princess, just like Michelle Tanner on Full House, but I just wanted to ride Spaceship Earth.  We have photos of her standing there with Merlin and Excalibur, smiling with her little gappy baby teeth like she might burst, and I’m nowhere to be found.

Our next vacation I spent being sullen and morose because I was missing my One-Monthiversary with my high school boyfriend, whose dirty sweatshirt I had stolen and insisted on wearing for the whole week.  One of the only photos that exists of all four of us together was taken on that trip in front of the big ballerina fountain at Epcot, and I’m wearing a grubby, too-big, French’s Mustard yellow ADIDAS sweatshirt with holes in the pocket.

And the next trip, my whole family were so stressed out and tetchy that I ended up running away and taking the monorail to a whole different part of WDW.

And I remember that well.  I remember standing in line alone at the Haunted Mansion, reading the engravings on the prop gravestones that line the walkway, and I hoped that my family wasn’t really angry with me.  I just needed twenty minutes alone to think — which clearly could happen best on the Haunted Mansion — and wanted to give them time to talk amongst themselves and get things sorted, too.

And I realize now that I felt like I had been pushed out of the family operations by then, because I had been away at college.  I think I only called home twice that first semester, and on the first day of that trip, I felt my own self-imposed isolation for the mistake that it had been.  I wasn’t needed anymore to make a family.  I just didn’t see then that not being needed didn’t mean that I wasn’t wanted.

So after I rode the Haunted Mansion, I came down from the exit passage and my dad and sister were standing there, just waiting to get in line.  My family still knew where they would find me.

All of my favorite family vacation photos come from that trip.

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March 27, 2009

MEME: Book Maven

Unashamedly stolen from e.lockhart.

1) What author do you own the most books by?
Either Meg Cabot or Marissa Moss.  It’s a toss-up between them.  As a kid, I owned by far the most books by Ann M. Martin.  I had the entire Baby-Sitters’ Club series up to #120, I believe, as well as all of the Baby-Sitter’s Little Sister books well into the #80’s.

2) What book do you own the most copies of?
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.  At Christmas this past year, though, I bequeathed my careworn original paperback to my Aunt Amy — every year, we have family Secret Santa (which we insist on calling a Grab-Bag?) based around obscure themes.  2008 was “consistencies,” and I got “sticky.”  I gave her some lip gloss she’ll never wear, a stack of Post-It! Notes, and my first-ever copy of Harry Potter, because it was the book that has most “stuck” with me through the years.  No word yet on whether or not she’ll be reading it, but she did tear up at the inscription.

3) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?
Yes.  But the internet is a little different when it comes to grammar.

4) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
Well, as I said above: NOT Edward Cullen.  Not even a little bit.  Not any other Cullens, either.  Nor any Quileute shapeshifters-masquerading-as-werewolves.  I am however in love with Jack Dawson from Titanic and Jim Halpert fromThe Office (US).  In terms of books, a corner of my heart will always belong to Fred Weasley.  And Eli from Carolyn Macker’s LOVE & Other Four-Letter Words makes my heart pound.

5) What book have you read the most times in your life (excluding picture books read to children; i.e., Goodnight Moon does not count)?
Probably Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, which I’ve read 196 times.  The bulk of that occurred in seventh grade, when there were only three Harry Potter books.

6) What was your favorite book when you were ten years old?
Hmm… Bunnicula by James & Deborah Howe.  That’s a tough question, because I’ve very rarely ever had just one “favorite book” at any given time.

7) What is the worst book you’ve read in the past year?
Liz went on vacation for a week and left me to my own devices, which is never a good choice, because I ended up reading a certain book about mutant hybrid babies being born via fangsarian section, and when she came back, she had to use her mad psychology skillz to calm me down.  I’m very afraid of babies, in general.  This book did not help.

8 )  What is the best book you’ve read in the past year?
I’m With the Band: Confessions of a Groupie by Pamela Des Barres.
9) If you could force everyone you tagged to read one book, what would it be?
It would be lame to say my own, especially since it’s not out, and well, I mean, how lame and pathetic and egotistical and selfish.  So in that case, I’ll say The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald.  There is really no book like it in terms of lush imagery or bleak hopefulness.10) Who deserves to win the next Nobel Prize for Literature?
I don’t really know what their qualifications are, but I would say Tony Kushner, for Angels in America, if scripts count.

11) What book would you most like to see made into a movie?
Maybe it would be considered kiddie, but I’ve always, always wanted to see a movie of the Monster of the Month Club series by Dian Curtis Regan.  Although movies of books that I like tend to make me cry in despair (re: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire).

12) What book would you least like to see made into a movie?

They are filming it currently in Vancouver.  Outside of that, I think that any movie based on a Kerouac novel would be really dull, if very cinematic, because so much of them is internal monologue and realization.

13) Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character.
I have these all the time!  They usually involve JK Rowling suddenly wanting to be my best friend and/or mentor.  Sometimes she also introduces me to Robert Pattinson as per Cedric Diggory.

14) What is the most lowbrow book you’ve read as an adult?
Hmm.  The Wheels of Darkness by Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child (hey, Knox grads!  See anything amusing about their names?  I cracked up when I bought it).  It’s an Airport Book.  I always buy big, bestselling, moderately trashy paperbacks when I’m in airports.  That’s where I bought Twilight, too.  And Deception Point.

15) What is the most difficult book you’ve ever read?
I’ve read about 3/4 of Gravity’s Rainbow and half of Ulysses, but the most difficult writer I’ve read in entirety is Marcel Proust.

16) What is the most obscure Shakespeare play you’ve seen?
Sadly, I have never learned to like Shakespeare.  I am a bit of a pleb in that way.

17) Do you prefer the French or the Russians?
At this point, I would say the French, but I do like Chekhov.  Honestly, in terms of classics, I prefer American works from the 20th Century — the expats, the Beats, the postmodernists.  The older classics have fallen prey to bad teachers, cliched pop culture allusion, and those girls who claim to be in luuuuuuurve with Mr. Darcy but actually just like Colin Firth, but who still look down on you if you are not also in luuurve with Mr. Darcy.  I severely dislike those girls.

18) Roth or Updike?
Stealing Emily’s answer for this one, though — “Men concerned with manly manly things.”

19) David Sedaris or Dave Eggers?
Sedaris.  I have very fond middle school memories of listening to NPR late at night in December, hidden with my radio cradled in my lap under my blankets, headphones covering my ears, trying so hard not to laugh out loud at SantaLand Diaries.

20) Shakespeare, Milton, or Chaucer?
Milton.

21) Austen or Eliot?
Like I said above, I actually dislike this era of literature.  I’m going to defect and say Mary Shelley is one of the only Romantic female novelists that I like.

22) What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?
I’ve never read 1984 or Animal Farm.

23) What is your favorite novel?

I’m not sure that I have a singular answer.  I can answer in collectives: Harry Potter or “YA fiction.”  I can answer for this week: The Westing Game, which I reread on Tuesday on my commute and still love.  I can answer by pretension, which would make it Dharma Bums.  I could also spout off The Boyfriend List and LOVE & Other Four-Letter Words and All-American Girl and The Kid Who Ran for President.  I have no favorite novel.
24) Play?
Either Angels in America or The Skriker.
25) Poem?
“The Window” by Diane DiPrima.

26) Essay?
“The Roaming Beatniks” by Jack Kerouac

27) Short Story?
“The Diamond as Big as the Ritz,” F. Scott Fitzgerald
28) Work of nonfiction?
I’m With the Band: Confessions of a Groupie by Pamela Des Barres seeped through my bones, but Ryan White: My Own Story was the first written work to make me cry.29) Who is your favorite writer?
I can’t pick.  All those mentioned above thrill me.  Plus Jane & Michael Stern, for nonfiction, and I’m sure as soon as I post this I’ll remember about 20 others I should have listed.
30) Who is the most overrated writer alive today?
This survey seems to be set up to entrap me.  We won’t go there.
31) What is your desert island book?
The Beatles Anthology.  It is both lengthy and extremely interesting, and there are pictures, which, on a desert island, would probably be very welcome.  Otherwise I might start thinking I was a parrot eventually.
32) And… what are you reading right now?
I reread The Westing Game, Monsters and My One True Love, Fly on the Wall: How One Girl Saw EVERYTHING, and Princess In Love this week.  I plan to pick up a copy of The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl this weekend, hopefully.  I’m in the middle of The Encyclopedia of Pop Culture.  And I read a lot of sundry fanfiction for various sundry things.—————–

My favorite poem:

The Window
Diane DiPrima

you are my bread
and the hairline noise
of my bones
you are almost
the sea

you are not stone
or molten sound
I think
you have no hands

this kind of bird flies backwards
and this love
breaks on a windowpane
where no light talks

this is not the time
for crossing tongues
(the sand here
never shifts)

I think
tomorrow
turned you with his toe
and you will
shine
and shine
unspent and underground

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