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November 29, 2009

The Wisdom of Small Children

Earlier this week, at my grandfather’s funeral, the son of my dad’s cousin sat on my great-aunt’s lap and pulled out an Etch-A-Sketch.

“I’m drawling a picture for the girl I’m gonna marry,” he said proudly.  “She has brown hair and a birthday in April, just like me.  Her name is Charlene.  That’s spelled S-H-R-L-L-L-L-L.”

The night before, he’d asked me if I am bigger than a first-grader.

I said yes, and that I’m even bigger than a SEVENTEENTH-GRADER.  He looked amazed, and said that his friend Lauren is just a big first-grader.

Kids, man.

And now: A popular meme.

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

Better to be safe than… punch a 5th grader.

Never underestimate the power of… termites.

You can lead a horse to water but… how?

Don’t bite the hand that… looks dirty.

No news is… impossible.

A miss is as good as a… Mr.

You can’t teach an old dog new… math.

If you lie down with dogs, you’ll… stink in the morning.

Love all, trust… me.

The pen is mightier than the… pigs.

An idle mind is… the best way to relax.

Where there’s smoke there’s… pollution.

A penny saved is… not much.

Don’t put off till tomorrow what…you put on to go to bed.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and… you have to blow your nose.

None are so blind as… Stevie Wonder.

Children should be seen and not… spanked or grounded.

If at first you don’t succeed… get new batteries.

You get out of something what you… see pictured on the box.

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

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November 25, 2009

Book Bloggers Get Blogged: Ten Cent Notes

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Book Bloggers Get Blogged!

In talking to Chelsea (The Page Flipper) and Heather (Book Woman), I thought it would be a fun to turn the tables and do a series on my blog of interviews with YA book bloggers — let them be the stars! So now every Tuesday, another Book Blogger will be featured. If you’re interested, please e-mail me.

Jordyn, 19. Ten Cent Notes

1. Describe yourself without using any qualifiers relating to reading, blogging, or writing… who are you outside of your literary life?

Nineteen (nearly twenty!) year old college girl who loves, in no particular order, Get Smart, Twitter, Starbucks, beautiful photographs, my family, God, snow and winter and winter-related things, country music, other good music, and iced tea. Oh, and I’m the world’s worst bowler ever. This is not an exaggeration. And I don’t like the beach much and I don’t like swimming. I do like grocery shopping though; it’s fun.

2. You’re trapped in a dystopian society like that in Fahrenheit 451, where all books, periodicals, scriptures, texts, or other forms of written communication have been banned… but in this society, every person can hoard away one piece of writing to keep for herself. What is the one written piece that you choose to keep, and why?

Saying the Bible sounds like a cheat, but oh well. The Bible. It’s important and helpful. It’s interesting and it’s the longest, most complex book I have, so it would be the hardest to become bored with.

3. Congratulations! You’ve been given the position as Personal Assistant to any author of your choice (all time periods and genres allowed)… who is it, and what’s the biggest problem you have to overcome working with them?

I want to skip this question. There are so many great writers! And I want to choose someone who sounds big and important but I know I’m going to go with someone wonderfully contemporary in the YA genre. I’ll think on it. Okay, I’m done thinking. I still have no idea, but I’m going to go with Sarah Dessen because she’s an amazing amazing amazing writer and I want my words to be as wonderful as hers.

4. When it comes to reading and reviewing, which aspect of a book is the most important to you? The plot? The characters? The setting? Something else entirely?

Characters, definitely, but setting is also huge for me. I love books where the setting sets the tone for the story, whether that setting is a place, time, or particular culture.

5. If book blogging weren’t an option, how would your reading habits be affected? Would you be as motivated to read if you couldn’t widely impart your thoughts on books to other readers?

I don’t think I’d be aware of so many great books as I am through the YA blogging community, but my reading habits definitely wouldn’t be affected. I’ve always been an avid reader, blogging or no blogging.

6. You’re giving a dinner party for three contemporary (living) YA authors and three dead classical authors. Who are they, and who do you seat next to whom? Why?

You ask some hard questions here. But, okay. Let me think. The guest list: Maureen Johnson, Steph Bowe (I know, I know she doesn’t have a book out yet and just has an agent but I want to hang out with her, mkay?), and probably Sarah Ockler. Also, the dead people: Margaret Mitchell, Laura Ingalls Wilder, and Louisa May Alcott. The living people are based more on who I want to hang out as well as writing, while the dead people are just about how incredible their books are. The seating would be random, but I just don’t want people fighting.

7. What’s your favorite punctuation mark? Why?

Ah! I’m torn. Either the semicolon ; because I was so happy when I finally learned what they are for, or the question mark ? because it’s so festive and inquisitive!

8. What literary device could you happily never see used again? (Simile, metaphor, spoonerism, hyperbole, etc.)

I like them all. Let’s keep them all.

9. What is your favorite local bookstore? What’s a bookstore that you’ll never set foot in again? And do you have a ‘dream bookstore’ that you’d either love to visit… or would love to design and own one day?

My favorite “local” bookstore isn’t really incredibly local, but Warwicks in La Jolla, California is amazing. I love that place. If I lived closer I might try to live there. My favorite local bookstore that’s ACTUALLY local is the Friends of the Library used bookstore in my town. It’s a bookstore in a little house and though it doesn’t have a great YA collection, I always manage to find treasures there. Plus, the ladies who work there are so nice. As far as book stores I don’t like, I haven’t found one yet. I don’t really have a dream bookstore… they’re all pretty dreamy to me but I have a huge love for bookstores with a wide YA selection.

10. Have you been to any Teen Read Week events or other Writers’ Conferences? What was your favorite meet-and-greet or interview experience?

I went to a Writers’ Conference in San Diego last year and it was an amazing experience. As an aspiring YA writer, I loved getting to meet with and talk to agents and editors. It was a weekend full of learning about the craft of writing and the business of published – it was one of the greatest weekends ever for me.

11. In your opinion, what is a YA novel? How is it different from a children’s novel, and how is it different from an adult novel? What makes someone a YA reader — because it’s clearly more than a matter of their being “a young adult.”

Oh dear, this question. Ahem. Personally I classify YA novels as novels that have an adolescent feel to them. The emotion, the angst, the problems and experiences and relationships and confusion. Obviously the age of the characters plays a huge role here and I do think YA novels have more angst and less of a retrospective feel than most childrens’ or adult novels – it’s part of the territory. As for what makes a YA reader, anyone who seeks out this genre is a YA reader, regardless of age.

12. What’s your guilty pleasure reading snack? And what’s your guilty pleasure to read while snacking on it?

I don’t have a reading snack; as for guilty pleasure reading? Um. Any of the series about mean girls and drama. I don’t read many of them, just The Luxe and the Bradford Novels (oh, ick, I have to read the Gossip Girl series thanks to a dare. crud.), but the Bradford Novels (by the insanely talented Micol Ostow) are the closest I come to “guilty pleasure” reading, though I’ve never really considered them as such.

13. “Don’t judge a book by its movie!” As a connoisseur of all types of books, which genre do you think translates the best from page to screen? What’s your favorite book-to-movie adaptation? Conversely, what’s a book that you hope never to see filmed?

I tend to think that uncomplicated stories make for the best movies; they’re easier to translate on screen if there’s not a lot of backstory, flashbacks, and multiple POVs. My favorite movie based on a book is A Walk to Remember, but that shouldn’t count because I was completely disappointed by the book. The best page-to-screen “translation”? Probably Because of Winn-Dixie. That was a great book and a great movie; I think middle grade novels tend to lend themselves to that. They’re short, so less is left out in the film, and I’ve been pleasantly surprised with a few of the middle grade novel movies. Of course, I’ve also hated a lot of novel-based movies. Gone With the Wind (my favorite novel and most hated film), Twilight was just so-so (says the girl who’s going to see the midnight showing of New Moon). I didn’t like the second Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants movie either.

14. What are your plans for the future? Do you see yourself working in the literary community?

I want to be a YA novelist. Really, really, really bad. I hope if I want it enough and write enough, it will happen.

15. Describe your perfect reading location… are you in a coffee shop sipping cappuccino or curled up at home near the window? Reading on a Kindle in the Big City or taking in the smell of a dusty hardcover?

I’m on my bed reading a paperback (they beat hardcovers) and it’s raining outside and my window is open so the smell of the rain (but not the rain itself) comes inside.

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November 21, 2009

The Boat That Rocked versus Pirate Radio: Why “Americanize” a story?

The Boat That Rocked versus Pirate Radio: Why "Americanize" a Story?

In October, I wrote a blog about my love for the soundtrack of British film The Boat That Rocked, which was re-released in America on Friday as Pirate Radio.  Given my (sadly, documented) love for Tom Sturridge, many a Twitter follower has asked for my opinion on the “Americanization” of the movie.

Here’s the thing.

I am American.  Born and bred.  Painfully Midwestern.

Young Carl in a moment of frustration with the hippie movement.

Young Carl in a moment of frustration with the hippie movement.

And I prefer the British version of the film.

There are pros and cons to both versions.  In Pirate Radio, I appreciate that the final shot of the film is the character of Young Carl, given that he is — for all intents and purposes — the actual protagonist.  I liked that we got a bit more of the crew of Radio Rock bonding at Christmas and playing Cluedo on deck, and I loved that the volume of the dialogue was bumped up to “discernable.”

However, I hated the shakycam effect… guess what?  Even without shakycam, I would have remembered that it took place on a boat!

I was terribly sad that Simple Simon’s stag party was cut from the American version, because it was such a cute scene and a beautiful way of showing the bonding of all the deejays.

Plus, cutting the singular line where Simon explains that he met “an American woman named Elenore” would cut out all of the “Whaa?” in Pirate Radio when suddenly (British) Simon’s new (assumedly British, until she opens her mouth) wife has a blaringly Midwestern accent.

WRONG ROOM!

WRONG ROOM!

Cutting Twatt’s expedition to the ship to discover the corrosion of the engines made the ending make less sense, and I missed Midnight Mark’s barrack full of naked girls, just because it further explained “How ’bout it, then?”  And because, as an American, the fact that those 30 seconds of film could contain 80 boobs really made me go, “Wow, this movie really IS European.”

I think the biggest difference overall was the pacing.  The Boat That Rocked feels like it takes place in the 1960s, with a salacious edge to its sweet silliness and an overexaggeration of male camaraderie that reminds me of The Monkees or A Hard Day’s Night.  It’s not a movie that I could ever confuse for one made in the ’60s themselves, but it channels the decade beautifully and in a way that makes me feel warm and happy when I watch it.  The scenes in The Boat That Rocked operate as sort of tenuously connected vignettes, kind of like watching a Brady Bunch marathon.

Elenore, Gee, I Think You're Swell... Ahh-AHHH...

Elenore, Gee, I Think You're Swell... Ahh-AHHH...

Pirate Radio does a better job of coercing the scenes into following a linear plotline — which, as a devotee of Young Carl, is pretty nice  because it gives him more of a focus, considering HE’S THE MAIN CHARACTER — but that, combined with the shakycam, was a little more reminiscent of an episode of Law & Order than Gidget.  It just feels much more like a modern movie, all streamlined and shiny and… shaky.  I guess I missed the sense of rambling that The Boat That Rocked has.  Kind of like a year at sea with a bunch of raucous renegade deejays on the unsuccessful run from the stodgy British government.

But overall?  Both movies are extremely enjoyable.  They have the same great music that makes you need to dance in your seat.  In either showing, you’d need to have a soul made of wood not to laugh when Nick Frost and Tom Sturridge are plotting in the bathroom.  And both movies are two hours of feel-good film, which is very hard to come by in this newfangled age.  But the “Americanized” Pirate Radio seems to have lost something in translation.


On an unrelated note, would this blog interest you more if I updated more often with sillier and shorter posts, or are sporadic posts that are slightly more worth reading a better plan?  Weigh in!

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November 17, 2009

Book Bloggers Get Blogged: The Book Cellar

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Book Bloggers Get Blogged!

In talking to Chelsea (The Page Flipper) and Heather (Book Woman), I thought it would be a fun to turn the tables and do a series on my blog of interviews with YA book bloggers — let them be the stars! So now every Tuesday, another Book Blogger will be featured. If you’re interested, please e-mail me.

Erica. The Book Cellar

1.  Describe yourself without using any qualifiers relating to reading, blogging, or writing… who are you outside of your literary life?

I’m just an average teen who’s involved in about every club offered at my school! I’m a total theater child and I love singing and dancing. I’m in show choir. I also show rabbits nationally, which is pretty sweet because it’s a wonderful group of people that I’m so grateful I’ve had the opportunity to meet!

2.  You’re trapped in a dystopian society like that in Fahrenheit 451, where all books, periodicals, scriptures, texts, or other forms of written communication have been banned… but in this society, every person can hoard away one piece of writing to keep for herself.  What is the one written piece that you choose to keep, and why?

Oh my gosh – what a cruel society!  I would probably have to say an onmibus of the Gemma Doyle Trilogy by Libba Bray. (I have no clue if it actually exists… but we’re saying it does :D ) I can read the series over and over, and it has everything going for it – romance, fantasy, ENGLAND, guys!

3.  Congratulations!  You’ve been given the position as Personal Assistant to any author of your choice (all time periods and genres allowed)… who is it, and what’s the biggest problem you have to overcome working with them?

Libba Bray. She’s simply awesome! I don’t think I’d have a big problem to overcome EXCEPT that I’d feel very insuperior compared to her amazingness and talent.

4.  When it comes to reading and reviewing, which aspect of a book is the most important to you?  The plot?  The characters?  The setting?  Something else entirely?

Characters are really a big one for me. If I can’t stand the characters, I have trouble reading the book. In my opinion, characters kind of make or break a book.

5.  If book blogging weren’t an option, how would your reading habits be affected?  Would you be as motivated to read if you couldn’t widely impart your thoughts on books to other readers?

My reading habits in terms of number of books I read would probably be the same. I’ve always been a huge reader, and actually discovered blogging through a reading forum online. I read blogs I found on the forum for about a year, then got the courage to start my own. I still read just as much, but I feel bloggings probably opened my doors a bit. Before I blogged, I read for the most part books I already had, and a few from the library. Now I’ve discovered so many great authors, like Kristin Cashore, Courtney Summers, and Maria V. Snyder.

6.  You’re giving a dinner party for three contemporary (living) YA authors and three dead classical authors.  Who are they, and who do you seat next to whom?  Why?

For contemporary I’d have to go with Jennifer Echols, Richelle Mead, and Ally Carter. Jennifer Echols is just a genius – she writes the best Simon Romantic Comedies and also writes amazing books for MTV books and I adore all of them. Richelle Mead wrote Vampire Academy, which is about my favorite series in the world so of crouse she has to be there! Ally Carter is just awesome, and really I think is a spy in disguise.

As for classical I’d go with Jane Austen, J.R.R. Tolkein, and Shakespeare. They’re all literary geniuses.

I’d put Richelle Mead between JRR Tolkein and Jane Austen – Richelle Mead and Jane Austen both had amazing romances so they could talk about that. Ally Carter would sit next to Jennifer Echols and Shakespeare and Jennifer Echols next to Jane Austen. I just think that’d be a nice order.

7.  What’s your favorite punctuation mark?  Why?

Exclamation Points!!! They make everything more exciting or tell everyone you’re pretty angry. I overuse them WAY to much in everything!

8.  What literary device could you happily never see used again?  (Simile, metaphor, spoonerism, hyperbole, etc.)

Personification. For some reason personification just drives me insane!

9.  What is your favorite local bookstore?  What’s a bookstore that you’ll never set foot in again?  And do you have a ‘dream bookstore’ that you’d either love to visit… or would love to design and own one day?

We sadly don’t really have a local bookstore. The closest book store is 35-45 minutes away, depending where I want to go. Mainly I just head to Barnes and Noble or Borders.

10.  Have you been to any Teen Read Week events or other Writers’ Conferences?  What was your favorite meet-and-greet or interview experience?

Unfortunately I haven’t had the opportunity yet, but I would absolutely love to attend one!

11.  In your opinion, what is a YA novel?  How is it different from a children’s novel, and how is it different from an adult novel?  What makes someone a YA reader — because it’s clearly more than a matter of their being “a young adult.”

I would say a YA Novel is a novel geared more towards teens in the sense of cleaner content and younger protaganists, but you by no means have to be a teen to enjoy them.

12.  What’s your guilty pleasure reading snack?  And what’s your guilty pleasure to read while snacking on it?

I usually don’t eat while reading – I actually usually forget. I get so caught up in reading and then all at once I’ll realize I forgot to eat. When I do eat while reading, it’s always a huge bowl of icecream.

13.  “Don’t judge a book by its movie!”  As a connoisseur of all types of books, which genre do you think translates the best from page to screen?  What’s your favorite book-to-movie adaptation?  Conversely, what’s a book that you hope never to see filmed?

I think realistic fiction is the best translates from page to screen. Fantasy books are amazing to read, but with all the mystical beings and magic, are harder to capture on screen. My favorite book-to-movie adaption would definately be Lord of the Rings – especially the extended additions! I have those memorized like word for word, it’s rather sad. A book I hope to never see filmed would be Richelle Mead’s Vampire Academy series. I love the books, but I think they’re amazingness couldn’t be captured in a film and it just wouldn’t live up to the books at all.

14.  What are your plans for the future?  Do you see yourself working in the literary community?

I am an aspiring writer, and it would be a dream come true to be published someday. I’m not exactly sure what my exact plan for the future is yet, but I would love to go into English or some sort of writing career.

15.  Describe your perfect reading location… are you in a coffee shop sipping cappuccino or curled up at home near the window?  Reading on a Kindle in the Big City or taking in the smell of a dusty hardcover?

I love reading in front of the fireplace in winter, though I can read anywhere – I’ve always got a book with me. I’m not a fan of the Kindle – it’s just not the same curling up with a piece of plastic to read off of a screen doesn’t do it for me. I love my books.

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November 10, 2009

Book Bloggers Get Blogged: Shining Stars Mag

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Book Bloggers Get Blogged!

In talking to Chelsea (The Page Flipper) and Heather (Book Woman), I thought it would be a fun to turn the tables and do a series on my blog of interviews with YA book bloggers — let them be the stars! So now every Tuesday, another Book Blogger will be featured. If you’re interested, please e-mail me.

Alicia. Shining Stars Mag

1. Describe yourself without using any qualifiers relating to reading, blogging, or writing… who are you outside of your literary life?

A girl trying to stop being sick 24/7, and do things without her health ruling her life. Can be extremely shy at times, but is very friendly.

2. You’re trapped in a dystopian society like that in Fahrenheit 451, where all books, periodicals, scriptures, texts, or other forms of written communication have been banned… but in this society, every person can hoard away one piece of writing to keep for herself. What is the one written piece that you choose to keep, and why?

Hmmm, I would probably pick something having to do with love. Not sure what it would exactly be, but it would be about love.

3. Congratulations! You’ve been given the position as Personal Assistant to any author of your choice (all time periods and genres allowed)… who is it, and what’s the biggest problem you have to overcome working with them?

Actually, I kind of already do this, but I would probably pick….Elizabeth Scott. Her books are amazing and she can cover many different subjects.

4. When it comes to reading and reviewing, which aspect of a book is the most important to you? The plot? The characters? The setting? Something else entirely?

The plot is the most important; I won’t read a boring book. Everything else, like characters and plot are an added bonus. Also there has to be romance. I’m a romance junkie. :)

5. If book blogging weren’t an option, how would your reading habits be affected? Would you be as motivated to read if you couldn’t widely impart your thoughts on books to other readers?

My reading habits wouldn’t be affected at all. I would still be reading, and waiting for new books to come out.

6. You’re giving a dinner party for three contemporary (living) YA authors and three dead classical authors. Who are they, and who do you seat next to whom? Why?

Three living authors would be Maggie Stiefvater, Suzanne Collins and Scott Westerfeld. Three dead would be Mark Twain, Lewis Carroll, and Emily Bronte. I would put Maggie Stiefvater and Lewis Carroll together because they would have a quirky conversation. Suzanne Collins and Emily Bronte together because I think they would be interesting together. At opposite ends I would put Scott Westerfeld and Mark Twain because they are both influential.

7. What’s your favorite punctuation mark? Why?

Probably a question mark. I like the way they look—they are kinda funky. See??

8. What literary device could you happily never see used again? (Simile, metaphor, spoonerism, hyperbole, etc.)

Metaphors—hate, hate, hate them!

9. What is your favorite local bookstore? What’s a bookstore that you’ll never set foot in again? And do you have a ‘dream bookstore’ that you’d either love to visit… or would love to design and own one day?

My favorite local bookstore would definitely be Books Inc. They have amazing author events, the employees know what they are doing, and they tend to stock books that aren’t necessarily “famous”. I’ve never been to a bad bookstore.

One that I would love to visit is The Strand. I’ve heard so many good things about; can’t wait to go!

10. Have you been to any Teen Read Week events or other Writers’ Conferences? What was your favorite meet-and-greet or interview experience?

I haven’t been to a conference, but I have been to plenty of author events. I was going to go to SCBWI in August, but it was too much money. Instead some of the tenners, Jay Asher, and Holly Black had lunch with me and some bloggers! I will be going to BEA next year…

11. In your opinion, what is a YA novel? How is it different from a children’s novel, and how is it different from an adult novel? What makes someone a YA reader — because it’s clearly more than a matter of their being “a young adult.”

To me, a YA novel is all about being a teenager and going through new things. They also have relatable characters and can offer advice sometimes. A YA reader is someone who is young at heart, or is currently still young.

12. What’s your guilty pleasure reading snack? And what’s your guilty pleasure to read while snacking on it?

I don’t eat when I read.

13. “Don’t judge a book by its movie!” As a connoisseur of all types of books, which genre do you think translates the best from page to screen? What’s your favorite book-to-movie adaptation? Conversely, what’s a book that you hope never to see filmed?

Romance always comes out the best. It also draws in a lot of people. There aren’t any books that I’ve read that I would hate to see in movie form. As for my favorite? Probably The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants; I love the movies and books.

14. What are your plans for the future? Do you see yourself working in the literary community?

Go to college. I would like to work in the literary community. Right now, being an agent sounds like something I’m interested, or having a job at a publishing house. Or maybe I’ll get lucky, finish a book, sell it and become an author!

15. Describe your perfect reading location… are you in a coffee shop sipping cappuccino or curled up at home near the window? Reading on a Kindle in the Big City or taking in the smell of a dusty hardcover?

I love to sit in the living room on either one of the leather couches. I like to sit in the corner, and snuggle in. I always have my quilt blanket on me and my cat if he is around.

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November 4, 2009

NaNoWriMo Support Blog for The Penultimate Page

Read the original posting at The Penultimate Page or the NaNo Support ning.  Thanks, Emilee!


It happens to everyone.

You sit down at your computer, pull up WikiPedia to fact-check your Norse mythology…

And three hours later, you’re totally enthralled reading about the varieties of Japanese Kit-Kat bars.

As a writer, this is a totally normal progression of thought.  Writers are naturally interested in… well, everything.  No matter what genre you write, to flesh out a story is to create the world in which your characters live – often from the ground up: Do they live in a city or a town?  Is it a real place?  What’s the weather like, and how does that affect what your characters wear and do and drive (or not)?

Whether writing high fantasy or realistic contemporary chick lit, research is an essential part of the storycrafting process.

Say that you want to write an urban fantasy that sets a mortal girl from 1966 Chicago against a backdrop of Greek gods and teenage titans who take over the Art Institute.

Only… you were born in 1990, live in a suburban area of Kansas City, and you know nothing about Greek mythology beyond what you saw in Disney’s Hercules when you were eight.  And it was so scary that you cried and had to leave the room halfway through the film.

What do you need to research first?  And more importantly, how do you research it?

My personal opinion is the setting.  The first, and most salient, question to ask when researching a new setting is to explore your own motivations: Why do you want to set your story in that place – and at that time?

Before I make my next overarching statement, I need to own up: I was a History major in college.  I find research to be unbelievably fun, especially when it’s focused on cultural aspects that inform and shape the lives of characters (or, er, people).  So my next overarching statement about the research process of fiction is: Time is a place.

So for our sample plot bunny, you would need to research both “1966” and “Chicago” in the same way.  People, and characters, are products of both nurture and nature, and the “wheres” and “whens” of their existence dramatically shape the “whos” and “whys.”

In other words, changing someone’s clothing doesn’t make them live in any certain time period any more than simply saying that they live in Chicago means that they’re Chicagoan.  Think about your own life, and all of the things your “wheres” and “whens” affect: not just your clothing, but the foods you eat and the stores in which you shop, the kind of car your parents drive and the type of house you live in.  What was the first political event you remember?  Who was the first person you knew to say a “bad word” and what did they say?  What did you do when you came home from school, and what was your first job – or what do you think it will be?

What are your neighbors like?

How did you learn about sex?

Do you have to wear a school uniform?

How has your taste in music changed over the years?

As instinctive as the answers to these questions are in your own life, your character is not you.  At least, I hope not.  And at least not more than 15% you, as most characters are in some way inextricably tied to their creators.  All the same, you need to be able to answer these questions as quickly, certainly, and accurately for your characters as you did for yourself.

A good jumping point to discern just what aspects of your characters’ “whens” and “wheres” will be most important is the 100 Questions About Your Character survey (originally developed by tabletop gamers, but co-opted by writers everywhere).  You can find a clean copy at http://storywrite.com/contest/6584.

So now you know what you need to know.  But how to go about acquiring that knowledge?

Well, in my humble opinion – and on pain of death to anyone reading this who shares this tidbit with any of my old History professors – WikiPedia is a great place to start for basic outlines of information.  The key is to explore the depths of the “References” and “External Links.”  It’s like an ultra-concentrated Google search that doesn’t torture you with Boolean specifics – you can already reasonably guess that if the References on a page about Neighborhoods of Chicago says that it’s leading you to Wicker Park, it really is.  Score one for Web 2.0!

Of course, the flip side to WikiPedia’s greatness (besides those temptations to play The WikiPedia Game or clicking links until you end up looking at Japanese confectionery) is its overreaching broadness.  Great, so you’ve found a page on Neighborhoods of Chicago and it has eighty-six bajillion References.  How the heck do you know where to go and how to find just what you need to enhance your story?

My knee-jerk reaction is to advise that you read everything you can get your grubby little paws (sorry; werewolves on the brain!) on in regards to the world where your characters live.  Even the smallest details — the coloring of a candy wrapper, whether a street runs North-South or East-West — can prove to be integral to the integrity of your work.  Maybe your MC needs to chase Artemis down Wacker Drive.  Without research, a tense scene of hide-and-seek in the construction of its extension to the Lake Shore could never come to fruition, and a part of your plot arc would be lost.  You just never know!

However, I realize that most people have neither time nor gumption to read the encyclopedia.  I blame my own habit on the year I was in sixth grade, when I was so bored with classes that I decided to memorize the Almanac pages that came in our Assignment Notebooks.  However, the deeper you can get into the world of your characters, the more places they can lead you in developing their story, rather than you having to try to force along a plotline that is as thin as dental floss.  If you really understand your characters and their environment, then their linear arc can split off into a great golden web like Priori Incantatem, and your work can feel round and complete.  It’s the difference between a book you love and a book that changes the way you approach reading, writing, and seeing.

So take notes!  Whether you take notes manually – a great way to imprint the information you’re reading digitally, so you can rely more on your mind and less on said notes – or by bookmarking relevant pages, make sure that your hard work isn’t flowing in one ear and out the other.  Make columns for “Who,” “What,” “When,” “Where,” “Why,” and “How,” or categorize with a timetable of your characters’ day (Wake, Dress, Eat, School?, Work?, Eat, Free Time?, Sleep) to make sure you cover all of your bases.

The same rule goes for researching your supernatural creatures.  It isn’t enough to know the bare bones of their legends, or the image of what you’re trying to create.  The most successful stories know exactly why their mythologies function the way they do (even if it’s just convincing technobabble!).  If you don’t know the parameters of your magical beings, they’ll stretch and stretch until suddenly things sparkle that probably shouldn’t.   To break the rules, you need to know which directions they already bend.

So what does any of that have to do with Kit-Kat bars?

I have no idea.

But that’s the fun of worldbuilding.  Every world needs candy.

Some of my favorite research links:

http://www.foodtimeline.org/

http://www.flickr.com/groups/theretrokid/pool/

http://miss-vintage.com/

http://solomon.bltc.alexanderstreet.com/

http://asp6new.alexanderstreet.com/was2/was2.index.map.aspx

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/

http://www.wikipedia.org

http://www.oxfordlanguagedictionaries.com/

http://online.sagepub.com/

http://www.tvparty.com/

http://www.retrojunk.com/

http://www.inthe80s.com/

http://www.inthe70s.com/

http://www.nytimes.com/

http://www.factmonster.com/spot/fashiontime1.html

http://www.ventrella.com/Ideas/grammar.html

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November 3, 2009

Book Bloggers Get Blogged: The Book Scout

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Book Bloggers Get Blogged!

In talking to Chelsea (The Page Flipper) and Heather (Book Woman), I thought it would be a fun to turn the tables and do a series on my blog of interviews with YA book bloggers — let them be the stars! So now every Tuesday, another Book Blogger will be featured. If you’re interested, please e-mail me.

Kelsey, 15.  The Book Scout.

1.  Describe yourself without using any qualifiers relating to reading, blogging, or writing… who are you outside of your literary life?

I love playing with my puppy, Charlie, playing the keyboard, and swimming.

2.  You’re trapped in a dystopian society like that in Fahrenheit 451, where all books, periodicals, scriptures, texts, or other forms of written communication have been banned… but in this society, every person can hoard away one piece of writing to keep for herself.  What is the one written piece that you choose to keep, and why?

Harry Potter, I could just re read it over and over again, the writing is so great and it’s such an amazing story.

3.  Congratulations!  You’ve been given the position as Personal Assistant to any author of your choice (all time periods and genres allowed)… who is it, and what’s the biggest problem you have to overcome working with them?

Ellen Hopkins. I’ve read and loved all her books. My biggest problem would be doing research. All of her books are very sad and the plots deal with hard subjects.

4.  When it comes to reading and reviewing, which aspect of a book is the most important to you?  The plot?  The characters?  The setting?  Something else entirely?

All of those things come in to play, but I’d have to say the plot and characters. I love being able to relate to the characters and reading a book with a plot that keeps me reading.

5.  If book blogging weren’t an option, how would your reading habits be affected?  Would you be as motivated to read if you couldn’t widely impart your thoughts on books to other readers?

Since I’ve started blogging, I notice I think more about what I read. Before beginning my blog, I would finish a book and have one thought- did I like it or not? Now I think more about the characters, writing style, etc.

6.  You’re giving a dinner party for three contemporary (living) YA authors and three dead classical authors.  Who are they, and who do you seat next to whom?  Why?

Sarah Dessen, Ellen Hopkins, and  Meg Cabot. Jane Austen, Jack London, and Air Arthur Conan Doyle. So the seating chart; Jack London and Ellen Hopkins. Both of them write books that really touch my heart. Jane Austen and Sarah Dessen, both of them write romances that I love and have characters I would love to be friends with in real life. And finally- Meg Cabot and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. This might seem like an odd combination, but I think they would get along. Both write mysteries and have prominent characters that stick in my mind long after I’ve finished.

7.  What’s your favorite punctuation mark?  Why?

For some reason the comma. I think I overuse it, but I think a lot of people do.

8.  What literary device could you happily never see used again?  (Simile, metaphor, spoonerism, hyperbole, etc.)

Alliteration. I hate reading things that all start with the same letter. Peter Piper picked a peck of picked peppers…. ahh!

9.  What is your favorite local bookstore?  What’s a bookstore that you’ll never set foot in again?  And do you have a ‘dream bookstore’ that you’d either love to visit… or would love to design and own one day?

I love the Book Garden. It’s a used bookstore, but it always has a ton of great teen books. I don’t want to ever throw down  a bookstore because they’re all great- but certain ones I just don’t visit because they don’t have young adult books, nothing against them, I just really like YA fiction the best. My dream bookstore would be all teen fiction- new, old, whatever. Also for a relatively good price!

10.  Have you been to any Teen Read Week events or other Writers’ Conferences?  What was your favorite meet-and-greet or interview experience?

I’ve never been to any of those things, but I’ve been to two author signings- Courtney Sheinmel and Megan McCafferty (both I really enjoyed) I’ve loved every interview I’ve ever done with an author!

11.  In your opinion, what is a YA novel?  How is it different from a children’s novel, and how is it different from an adult novel?  What makes someone a YA reader — because it’s clearly more than a matter of their being “a young adult.”

It’s hard to say exactly because there are so many crossovers. There can be books with young characters but mature plot lines, etc. I think YA books are targeted more for teens plus, rather than children’s books which are more targeted for that age group. There isn’t a particularly straight line dividing the genres, but I would say that YA books are more mature with older characters and more complicated plot lines.

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